Working girl...

Title: Living with a Snake
Author: alisanne
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Written for dracoharry100's challenge: #81: Pride
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta: sevfan
Authors Notes: No warnings.

( Living with a Snake )

Title: The Thrill of Discovery
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Bill Weasley
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: Fluff.
Beta: sevfan
Challenge: Written for neville100's prompt #30: Back To School
Disclaimer:The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Bill plans the school year.

( The Thrill of Discovery )

And my birthday just keeps going and going... *glee*

I got a couple more gifts that I need to share.

The always fluffy and amazing enchanted_jae wrote me an incredibly hot fic Kilt Kink for my birthday. Trust me, you need to read it and its prequel, Forms of Entertainment.

Also? The utterly adorable dracofiend wrote me Angle, which is an awesomely fluffy H/D!

*bounces*
Do go and give them some love, k?

Tagged by Annie (roedhunt) to do this!


1. What was the first fic you ever wrote? (picture you drew, manip/vid you made - sub in your form of expression for all questions).

The first HP fic I wrote was around the time the second movie came out. I've never posted it in my journal, though I've decided if the pornish_pixies comm ever returns to LJ, I'll post it there. (It's called "Potions Lesson," and it's Snape/Harry, NC-17).


2. What's your most recent work?

I just finished posting my 3 part Drapery/Snarco fic, "Whoever Keeps Me" at hp_tarot.
On LJ: http://community.livejournal.com/hp_tarot/41178.html
On IJ: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/hp_tarot/41187.html

3. What do you think you're best at (genre, style, theme)?

I think I'm best at the dark angst with lots of sex, or maybe it just seems that way because it seems hard to do well for most people. (Then again, comedy is really hard, too...!) I am good at looking at things unafraid and unrepressed, which gives me a lot of freedom to write. I'm also good at defining the difference between consensual and nonconsensual in fic, and getting people who "don't like" or "don't read" BDSM fics to really enjoy mine.

4. What would you like to be better at?

Saying thank you. So when it comes to fic, I guess I wish I was better at responding to comments. I often feel like all I can say is "thank you" and it feels inadequate...!

5. Which of your works do you think best represents you as a writer/artist?

Burning Day is probably pretty representative. A mixture of plottiness and sexiness, with a dash of suffering, and the possibility for true love always there under it all, no matter how much trouble there is. That description fits a LOT of my fics.

6. What's your favourite story you've ever written (picture you've ever drawn etc)?

Ohhh, that's hard. I still have a serious soft spot for Amnesia among my H/D fics, but The Rematch, which was a Snaco fic I wrote for my very first gift exchange fest (merry smutmas!) is still way up there.


7. What's your favourite scene/chapter you've ever written?

It still has to be the "Moroccan Night of Passion" in Tempus. If you haven't read the fic yet, it's what happens right AFTER Harry and Draco go flying...

8. What's your favourite passage or line you've ever written?
( Cut because this is getting long... )

There were like five million things I was gonna write about, but suddenly last week was horrendously busy and I can't remember them now. So instead have some picspam.

( I want these shoes, badly. )
( The suit is teh sex )
And finally some art stuffs


( Why So Serious? )
I know there's more I'm forgetting, and I'm flailing on keeping up the the flist lately, so I'm sorry if I haven't been commenting much--hopefully the schedule will let up soon and my porn muse will also come back from it's hiding place before Sept 1st. I'm just sorry I actually won't be around to read all the porn. *sadface*

Because it is ten at night and characters are not speaking to me and I want to talk to people. D:

Stolen from everybody ever. No, srsly.

Pick a fandom of mine and I'll tell you my....

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
"When all is said and done" Ship:

Any fandom of mine is good.

Also, quick poll-type thing: if you're sitting on a story that's going to be at least two and probably three LJ-posts long, is it better to post the whole thing at once with links to different parts or to post in chapters, with at least a day between each post? Which format's better for reading?

Gilderoy and the Marauders
Word count: 2150
Rating: pg-13 (some language and violence if you squint)
A/N: written to cheer up two ill friends. for _ky_ and the_minx_17
Disclaimer: With all due apologies to JKR, Fractured Fairie Tales, and the Brothers Grimm, their various legal representatives, etc. This story was not written for monetary gain, it is meant as an effort in creative writing.
not beta'd

( insanity )

So there was a lot of random drabbling going on at Terminus and while I didn't really participate in the official drabbling all that much, one night at dinner, stupid_drawings bartered art for a drabble and you know what an art whore I am... Anyway, I don't remember the EXACT drabble since I gave it to her, but I tried to recreate it as best as I remember, and am now posting it along with the drawble she made me. *g*
As always, click on the picture for the full effect.

Pairing: Snarry
Prompt: Bench

( Read more... )

A couple of lovely porny snacks from this year's hp_summermut:

Some art, some fic:

Art: Lucius/Severus, illustrating Nishizono's Bad Faith! The art is entitled "After the Bath":
http://asylums.insanejournal.com/hp_summersmut/39533.html#cutid1

The art could also very nicely accompany this Lucius/Severus fic from the fest:
"Comrades in Arms": http://asylums.insanejournal.com/hp_summersmut/37990.html#cutid1

A pretty, hot, and funny Rose/Scorpius comic: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/hp_summersmut/37652.html#cutid1

Here's a very short (2500 words), but very powerful and darkly beautiful one, "The Hand We're Dealt," which just the list of pairings will melt your brain: Lucius/Remus, Narcissa/Lily, Severus/Sirius, Lucius/Sirius. The Lucius/Sirius scene is soul-searing. http://asylums.insanejournal.com/hp_summersmut/34562.html#cutid1

Here's another plug for the porny and beautifully done Draco-centric Drapery fic that was written for yours truly! It's long, but so so lovely. Snape/Draco/Harry... and Draco is wonderfully in character except for the ONE part where he accedes the middle of the bed... ahem. http://asylums.insanejournal.com/hp_summersmut/38961.html#cutid1

I mentioned it in an earlier post I think, the Snape/Harry AU, well, sort of AU? you'll see when you read it: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/hp_summersmut/32366.html#cutid1

Finally, I have not read it yet, but this header looks very interesting. Can anyone recommend?

Title: Guilty Pleasure
Pairing: Severus Snape/Arthur Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7,883
Warnings: Restraints, orgasm denial, fisting, rimming, toys (dildos, cockring, and fleshlight).
Summary: Arthur and Snape start something. But Arthur knows it's wrong. It's wrong—isn't it?

http://asylums.insanejournal.com/hp_summersmut/30095.html#cutid1

I've been wondering about something lately, and it's gotten to the point where it's keeping me up at night.

Why do dogs lick their butts?

I mean, it's so disgusting, and there are a lot of germs in there. I've grown up with dogs, and I've loved them so very much. But I have never quite understood their fascination with licking their rear ends. Does it taste good to them, I wonder?

Any ideas?

Title: Artistic License
Author: alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Written for snarry100's challenge: #123: Minor character: Ernie Macmillian
Warning(s): AU
A/N: Severus sets the record straight.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Artistic License )

timerunningout new game taking place during Breaking Dawn (but not following the story exactly). Still looking for Emmett, Jacob, more of the pack family (I'm sure our Sam would love his Emily!), Volturi members, the remaining Denali family, and anyone else not taken!

Wanna save the world?

The premise// Taken and held// Rules// Application


Most needed characters
Jo Harvelle,anyone from supernatural
Beth,Mick,anyone from moonlight!
Scully or mulder
Clark Kent,lois lane,arthur curry/aquaman,green arrow,the flash,lex luthor,anyone from smallville.
Any of the cullens(bella and edward need plot!),Jacob black?
Anyone from x-men..

..And loads of others!
Apps are accepted on a first come first serve basis.

Forever Dawn:

A Post-Breaking Dawn RPG



"Don't be afraid," I murmered. "We belong together."

I was abruptly overwhelmed by the truth of my own words.

This moment was so perfect, so right, there was no way to doubt it.

His arms wrapped around me holding me against him. It felt like every nerve in my body was a live wire.

"Forever," he agreed.

Game Begins August 25, 2008.

This is a Canon Twilight game taking place after Breaking Dawn.

Rules/Guidelines // Application // Taken/Available Characters // Taken PBs // Character Sheet


For anyone interested in a Pre-Breaking Dawn Game, go here.

Title: Olympic Interest
Author: alisanne
Rating: R
Written for snape100's challenge: #243: Olympic Sports
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Olympic Interest )